Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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