I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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