garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
