sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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