So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The maid of honor just puked.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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