im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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