But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Randomize
