Just cropdusted the office
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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