I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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