Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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