Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I just want to make out with him forever
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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