I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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