I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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