oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Little spoons don't ask big questions
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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