Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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