if i died would you start the facebook group?
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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