Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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