dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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