two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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