Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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