We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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