can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
