can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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