high people should be assigned attendants
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
