Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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