Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize