I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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