belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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