you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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