You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It's rum buckets o'clock
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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