is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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