if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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