New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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