Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Cover your peen. We're going out.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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