he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
two words: eviction party
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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