how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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