we have officially lost it.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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