What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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