no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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