So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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