so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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