what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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