And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I am puke
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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