i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Just puked most of my soul out..
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