I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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