I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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