Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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