hell yes lets make some ravioli
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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