What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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