So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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