He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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