Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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