I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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