i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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