I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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