i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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